Pimple popping, golf ball hitting, crazy commute home…
Tags: golf, pimple, rantA golf ball hit a car, and a pig was popping a zit in her mirror. This was the extent of my drive home today. First, while driving by a local golf course, I saw a golf ball directly hit a car driving towards me. What rotten luck for the guy driving his nice shiny Volvo on his way home. I used to work at a golf course, and this happens often. If a ball hits your car and creates damage, there is nothing you can do. It’s not the golf course’s responsibility, it is the responsibility of the golfer. Good luck trying to track down the golfer who just nailed your car! Next, I’m sitting at a stop sign waiting to make a left-hand turn. Traffic was bad, so I looked behind me in the mirror. There was a beastly woman popping a pimple on her face. [...more]
Reader submitted story: I stabbed a mouse to death once, after living with him for a couple weeks
Tags: funny, story, animal cruelty, killingI stabbed a mouse to death once. I must be appearing sadistic, eh? I had a major duel with this mouse. I call it a dragon mouse. It was an epic battle! Well, this mouse invaded my house one day, and I didn’t really care till it started running around my room. One day it tried to get into my chocolate stash, and that was it. I heard rummaging through my trash can (where my chocolate wrappers are). I tried grabbing him bare handed, but he was too quick. He had those beady black eyes too. What I did was trap him in my trash can one day. I took the trash can and dumped it into the sewer, and I was so happy I got rid of him. But no, a few days later he was back! He started taunting me too. So, I got a mouse trap and put chocolate on it. I heard it spring one day, but of course he got away. I reset the trap again and waited. Sure enough, it caught him the next day. [...more]
Spam vs. Tom = Myspace’s Tom got knocked out!
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This is the message I received from Tom, the owner of Myspace. We have all gotten the annoying spam messages and friend requests on the site. Sometimes the spammers hack your friend’s account (called phishing), and use the account to host their spam. Tom is in a constant [...more]
Reader submitted story: A new section with interesting reader letters posted!
Tags: porn addiction, shoplifting, stealingThinking outside the box, let me present “From the readers”. I receive various emails, Myspace messages, and comments on the site… as well as unrelated stories of bipolarities. Some are interesting, and some are just plain crazy. Regardless, I have learned from them and want to share them with the rest of the readers. Reader postings will only be posted with the permission from the author. Identities will be kept confidential unless the author wants credit for their work. If you have something to express, I encourage you to reach out. I enjoy the interaction, and the perceptions of others. Let me present the first e-mail I received, that made me want to post from the readers!
Anonymous Submission: 27 year old female, unedited
hey man, thanks for telling me what you’ve been through…i know that we’ve barely been talkin for a minute, but i got some bad news, and i sort of need to talk to someone about it… [...more]
Happy St. Patricks Day… I don’t go out… ever.
Tags: antisocial, personality, recluse, bipolarHappy St. Patrick’s Day… a day that all of America uses as an excuse to go out and get sloshed. Instead of participating, I spent a quiet night at home. Monday Night Raw was on, and I’m a big fan of John Cena and fake wrestling. Lately, I’ve become a recluse who doesn’t like to go out. I stay at home, follow routines, and rarely hang out with friends anymore. It’s not that I don’t have friends, I received 3 calls to go out tonight for St. Patty’s. This has been going on for nearly a year now, and I enjoy keeping to myself. I often wonder if this personality change is related to my disease. At this point, I intentionally look for women who are “homebodies” and don’t like to go out and party. It’s been 3 weeks or so since things ended with my long-term girlfriend, aka the Promise Ring girl. It was a sudden and unexpected [...more]
