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Thrown from roof of moving minivan, and runs naked along bypass

Jason Screeb — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:35:04 +0000

Tags: drug abuse, mental illness, car accidentThis story unfolds this week in Reading, PA and is one of the most unbelievable and ridiculous stories I have ever heard. To summarize, a man was driving route 422 in Reading doing 55 mph. He proceeded to climb out his window onto the roof of his minivan, where I assume he was “surfing”. The van lost control and he was thrown over an embankment, which motorists witnessed and assumed he was dead. Suddenly, the man appeared with a huge gash in his side that exposed his organs. He proceeded to take off his clothes, and run naked down the side of route 422. Police arrived, and couldn’t subdue him with 3 taser hits and pepper spray. Instead, the police had to tackle him to control him and get him to the hospital, where he is now in critical condition. Similar to beer muscles, this man had “drug muscles” which can be even scarier.

This article was a good read, at some points I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. At other points, you feel terrible for this guy and hope he ends up being alright. Regardless, it is a highly interesting story that you find almost unbelievable when first reading through. I would have thought it was a joke if not for the credible source of the article. The story is insane leading up to the crash, but the real shocker is what happened afterwards when the gentleman should have been dead.

“Witnesses told police that the man then climbed up an embankment, stripped naked and ran several hundred yards down the busy highway bleeding from a foot-long gash in his side”.

He should have been dead, and with organs exposed he had the ability to pull off streaking down the highway! I wonder what drugs he was on, whether it be Cocaine or Speed… or maybe a combination. He probably didn’t feel anything from the crash, and didn’t know what was really happening. During my bout with Bipolar, I went through a 2 year period I call the dark ages. Basically, I was usually high and my behavior was leading me to the gates of hell. I can’t imagine being so high that I would climb onto the roof of my vehicle speeding down the highway. We assume the worse of this man with drug use, but mental illness could play into the story. Most likely high and in a hallucinogenic state, he probably felt outside of his own body. This gentleman has a long road ahead of him, and will probably be sentenced to a state hospital. Dealing with the rock bottom of a mental disease or drug abuse is difficult, but sometimes an incident like this will help an individual turn their life around. It is quite a story to tell your grandchildren, of surfing on the roof of a moving car and running around naked on a bypass!

Full Article by the Reading Eagle – “Reading man falls from roof of his moving minivan, runs naked along bypass”

High oil prices, high wheat prices, and why?

Jason Screeb — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:53:00 +0000

Tags: oil, middle east, military, environmentThe problem is oil, and everything in life is connected to that problem. Have you noticed that the price of bread is higher? The reason you’re paying more for a hot dog bun is oil! Sounds outrageous doesn’t it? Here is what is happening. The wheat that we produce in the mid west is declining. This is because of the high price of oil, which leads us to mixing ethanol with gas to lower the price. The reason we are mixing ethanol isn’t for the environment, it is simply to drop the price similar to how drug dealers cut their heroin. Because we are now mixing gas with ethanol, we need to produce more of this ethanol. The farmers in the mid west are planting more cornfields, for ethanol is derived from corn. With more of our Nation’s fields planted with corn, there is less focus on wheat being planted. It is simple supply and demand, and with less wheat available the price increases. But wait, it goes deeper.

The wheat we do have planted, is being sold overseas because the countries in the middle east are paying higher prices for it. When was the last time you saw a picture of a wheat field in Saudi Arabi? Our wheat is being sold to the same countries in the middle east that are setting the price of oil so high.

Meanwhile in the states, we are growing less wheat do to our need for ethanol. The countries in the middle east export oil, and oil, and pretty much all oil. We don’t have anywhere else to go for this oil, so these middle eastern countries have a monopoly where they can set prices high. These countries have the United States at their mercy, for we aren’t going to stop importing their oil and boycott the prices. As we’re getting raped on the oil prices, we are also sending the rapists our wheat… causing Americans to pay more for wheat products.

Wait a minute, we have oil reserves and oil in Alaska don’t we? Of course we do, but as an American you don’t get to use any of it. We aren’t drilling in Alaska for oil, because that is our national security. Lets use an example, say all of the sudden we are at war with every oil producing country in the world. What would we do? We would use our oil reserves and the oil we have stashed up in Alaska to supply our military with fuel for vehicles and jet fuel. Even if we weren’t at war, and it was simply a oil shortage, the military would take top priority on the oil supply. The thinking is dark, but the thoughts are rational. 75% of the Nation’s gas stations could be dry, and the public wouldn’t have access to fuel.

This is the direction we are heading. Not saying that the country is going to sink into a World War III, and you won’t be able to get to work. If anything, Americans can deal with the higher prices of fuel and it forces society to submit to better environmental practices. Humans are like any other host, that bleeds their environment dry of natural resources until demise. The difference is our ability to think intelligently, and that is why we are the supreme “organism” on the earth at this point. We see that we are depleting our resources, and have the ability to try to change. The end result is unavoidable, similar to death, for eventually we will use up every natural resource. In the meantime, we can slow down the process.

Pimple popping, golf ball hitting, crazy commute home…

Jason Screeb — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:07:29 +0000

Tags: golf, pimple, rantA golf ball hit a car, and a pig was popping a zit in her mirror. This was the extent of my drive home today. First, while driving by a local golf course, I saw a golf ball directly hit a car driving towards me. What rotten luck for the guy driving his nice shiny Volvo on his way home. I used to work at a golf course, and this happens often. If a ball hits your car and creates damage, there is nothing you can do. It’s not the golf course’s responsibility, it is the responsibility of the golfer. Good luck trying to track down the golfer who just nailed your car! Next, I’m sitting at a stop sign waiting to make a left-hand turn. Traffic was bad, so I looked behind me in the mirror. There was a beastly woman popping a pimple on her face.

My stomach couldn’t have turned more, for she was really digging at it. Don’t folks realize that the inside of their car is actually a public place? Did she think the 6 surrounding windows prevented others see what she was doing? Would you pop a zit sitting at your desk in the office? Would you squeeze the puss out using the reflection of a storefront window? Why do people think that it is acceptable, as long as it’s in the car? I’ve seen nose picking, makeup applications, shaving, and now zit popping. Besides, popping pimples only create scars… I know for I used to suffer from acne. Stick it out with the pimple, no one is looking at your fat face anyway. To summarize, I witnessed a crater being created on both the side of a car and a woman’s face on my way home from work.

Who shot a missile into space first? I am terrified of China!

Jason Screeb — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:43:00 +0000

Tags: china, conspiracy, satelliteI am a little scared of China, it is the US that is terrified. Not everyone realizes that the reason we fired a missile into space to blow up a satellite was to show up China. It probably would have been easier to destroy the satellite in space, but China fired off a missile in the recent past to space. We can’t let China show us up, since they are a threat to our economy and our Nation. China is like the stepbrother you lock in the closet because he’s got a lazy eye, then 10 years later his eye is better and he kicks your ass. China is a world power, with the technology to match it. The US is scared of China, but I think their food is pretty decent.