Jason Screeb: the man, the myth, the manic... » Bizarre http://www.jasonscreeb.com I was diagnosed with Bipolar disorder three years ago, and also suffer from panic attacks. My mind is confusing, interesting, and always unquiet. My perception isn't what one might consider normal, and I've been told my views can be distorted. Picture Seinfeld with a chemical imbalance. This is my release, in a therapeutic way. Being totally anonymous, but completely open... you will find my viewpoints on what I encounter around me. Mon, 10 May 2010 18:03:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Thrown from roof of moving minivan, and runs naked along bypass http://www.jasonscreeb.com/2008/04/thrown-from-roof-of-moving-minivan-and-runs-naked-along-bypass/ http://www.jasonscreeb.com/2008/04/thrown-from-roof-of-moving-minivan-and-runs-naked-along-bypass/#comments Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:35:04 +0000 Jason Screeb http://www.jscreeb.com/?p=112 Tags: , , This story unfolds this week in Reading, PA and is one of the most unbelievable and ridiculous stories I have ever heard. To summarize, a man was driving route 422 in Reading doing 55 mph. He proceeded to climb out his window onto the roof of his minivan, where I assume he was “surfing”. The van lost control and he was thrown over an embankment, which motorists witnessed and assumed he was dead. Suddenly, the man appeared with a huge gash in his side that exposed his organs. He proceeded to take off his clothes, and run naked down the side of route 422. Police arrived, and couldn’t subdue him with 3 taser hits and pepper spray. Instead, the police had to tackle him to control him and get him to the hospital, where he is now in critical condition. Similar to beer muscles, this man had “drug muscles” which can be even scarier.


This article was a good read, at some points I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. At other points, you feel terrible for this guy and hope he ends up being alright. Regardless, it is a highly interesting story that you find almost unbelievable when first reading through. I would have thought it was a joke if not for the credible source of the article. The story is insane leading up to the crash, but the real shocker is what happened afterwards when the gentleman should have been dead.

“Witnesses told police that the man then climbed up an embankment, stripped naked and ran several hundred yards down the busy highway bleeding from a foot-long gash in his side”.

He should have been dead, and with organs exposed he had the ability to pull off streaking down the highway! I wonder what drugs he was on, whether it be Cocaine or Speed… or maybe a combination. He probably didn’t feel anything from the crash, and didn’t know what was really happening. During my bout with Bipolar, I went through a 2 year period I call the dark ages. Basically, I was usually high and my behavior was leading me to the gates of hell. I can’t imagine being so high that I would climb onto the roof of my vehicle speeding down the highway. We assume the worse of this man with drug use, but mental illness could play into the story. Most likely high and in a hallucinogenic state, he probably felt outside of his own body. This gentleman has a long road ahead of him, and will probably be sentenced to a state hospital. Dealing with the rock bottom of a mental disease or drug abuse is difficult, but sometimes an incident like this will help an individual turn their life around. It is quite a story to tell your grandchildren, of surfing on the roof of a moving car and running around naked on a bypass!

Full Article by the Reading Eagle – “Reading man falls from roof of his moving minivan, runs naked along bypass”
]]> http://www.jasonscreeb.com/2008/04/thrown-from-roof-of-moving-minivan-and-runs-naked-along-bypass/feed/ 6 Pimple popping, golf ball hitting, crazy commute home… http://www.jasonscreeb.com/2008/04/zit-popping-golf-ball-hitting-crazy-commute-home/ http://www.jasonscreeb.com/2008/04/zit-popping-golf-ball-hitting-crazy-commute-home/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:07:29 +0000 Jason Screeb http://www.jscreeb.com/?p=106 Tags: , , A golf ball hit a car, and a pig was popping a zit in her mirror. This was the extent of my drive home today. First, while driving by a local golf course, I saw a golf ball directly hit a car driving towards me. What rotten luck for the guy driving his nice shiny Volvo on his way home. I used to work at a golf course, and this happens often. If a ball hits your car and creates damage, there is nothing you can do. It’s not the golf course’s responsibility, it is the responsibility of the golfer. Good luck trying to track down the golfer who just nailed your car! Next, I’m sitting at a stop sign waiting to make a left-hand turn. Traffic was bad, so I looked behind me in the mirror. There was a beastly woman popping a pimple on her face.
My stomach couldn’t have turned more, for she was really digging at it. Don’t folks realize that the inside of their car is actually a public place? Did she think the 6 surrounding windows prevented others see what she was doing? Would you pop a zit sitting at your desk in the office? Would you squeeze the puss out using the reflection of a storefront window? Why do people think that it is acceptable, as long as it’s in the car? I’ve seen nose picking, makeup applications, shaving, and now zit popping. Besides, popping pimples only create scars… I know for I used to suffer from acne. Stick it out with the pimple, no one is looking at your fat face anyway. To summarize, I witnessed a crater being created on both the side of a car and a woman’s face on my way home from work.
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