Thrown from roof of moving minivan, and runs naked along bypass
Tags: drug abuse, mental illness, car accidentThis story unfolds this week in Reading, PA and is one of the most unbelievable and ridiculous stories I have ever heard. To summarize, a man was driving route 422 in Reading doing 55 mph. He proceeded to climb out his window onto the roof of his minivan, where I assume he was “surfing”. The van lost control and he was thrown over an embankment, which motorists witnessed and assumed he was dead. Suddenly, the man appeared with a huge gash in his side that exposed his organs. He proceeded to take off his clothes, and run naked down the side of route 422. Police arrived, and couldn’t subdue him with 3 taser hits and pepper spray. Instead, the police had to tackle him to control him and get him to the hospital, where he is now in critical condition. Similar to beer muscles, this man had “drug muscles” which can be even scarier. [...more]
High oil prices, high wheat prices, and why?
Tags: oil, middle east, military, environmentThe problem is oil, and everything in life is connected to that problem. Have you noticed that the price of bread is higher? The reason you’re paying more for a hot dog bun is oil! Sounds outrageous doesn’t it? Here is what is happening. The wheat that we produce in the mid west is declining. This is because of the high price of oil, which leads us to mixing ethanol with gas to lower the price. The reason we are mixing ethanol isn’t for the environment, it is simply to drop the price similar to how drug dealers cut their heroin. Because we are now mixing gas with ethanol, we need to produce more of this ethanol. The farmers in the mid west are planting more cornfields, for ethanol is derived from corn. With more of our Nation’s fields planted with corn, there is less focus on wheat being planted. It is simple supply and demand, and with less wheat available the price increases. But wait, it goes deeper.
The wheat we do have planted, is being sold overseas because the countries in the middle east are paying higher prices for it. When was the last time you saw a picture of a wheat field in Saudi Arabi? Our wheat is being sold to the same countries in the middle east that are setting the price of oil so high. [...more]
Pimple popping, golf ball hitting, crazy commute home…
Tags: golf, pimple, rantA golf ball hit a car, and a pig was popping a zit in her mirror. This was the extent of my drive home today. First, while driving by a local golf course, I saw a golf ball directly hit a car driving towards me. What rotten luck for the guy driving his nice shiny Volvo on his way home. I used to work at a golf course, and this happens often. If a ball hits your car and creates damage, there is nothing you can do. It’s not the golf course’s responsibility, it is the responsibility of the golfer. Good luck trying to track down the golfer who just nailed your car! Next, I’m sitting at a stop sign waiting to make a left-hand turn. Traffic was bad, so I looked behind me in the mirror. There was a beastly woman popping a pimple on her face. [...more]
Who shot a missile into space first? I am terrified of China!
Tags: china, conspiracy, satelliteI am a little scared of China, it is the US that is terrified. Not everyone realizes that the reason we fired a missile into space to blow up a satellite was to show up China. It probably would have been easier to destroy the satellite in space, but China fired off a missile in the recent past to space. We can’t let China show us up, since they are a threat to our economy and our Nation. China is like the stepbrother you lock in the closet because he’s got a lazy eye, then 10 years later his eye is better and he kicks your ass. China is a world power, with the technology to match it. The US is scared of China, but I think their food is pretty decent.
