Pimple popping, golf ball hitting, crazy commute home…

Tags: , , A golf ball hit a car, and a pig was popping a zit in her mirror. This was the extent of my drive home today. First, while driving by a local golf course, I saw a golf ball directly hit a car driving towards me. What rotten luck for the guy driving his nice shiny Volvo on his way home. I used to work at a golf course, and this happens often. If a ball hits your car and creates damage, there is nothing you can do. It’s not the golf course’s responsibility, it is the responsibility of the golfer. Good luck trying to track down the golfer who just nailed your car! Next, I’m sitting at a stop sign waiting to make a left-hand turn. Traffic was bad, so I looked behind me in the mirror. There was a beastly woman popping a pimple on her face.

My stomach couldn’t have turned more, for she was really digging at it. Don’t folks realize that the inside of their car is actually a public place? Did she think the 6 surrounding windows prevented others see what she was doing? Would you pop a zit sitting at your desk in the office? Would you squeeze the puss out using the reflection of a storefront window? Why do people think that it is acceptable, as long as it’s in the car? I’ve seen nose picking, makeup applications, shaving, and now zit popping. Besides, popping pimples only create scars… I know for I used to suffer from acne. Stick it out with the pimple, no one is looking at your fat face anyway. To summarize, I witnessed a crater being created on both the side of a car and a woman’s face on my way home from work.

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Posted by Jason Screeb · April 1, 2008

Filed Under Bizarre, Rants

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5 Responses to “Pimple popping, golf ball hitting, crazy commute home…”

  1. Wesley on April 2nd, 2008 8:11 pm

    Great wrap up. Glad I got the laugh and not the view.

  2. Tessa on April 4th, 2008 8:29 pm

    hi there J ^__^ oh can I call you J? (hehe I just did :D )
    I read your comment about having a link exchange, sure… I’d be very glad to…
    I like your blog. good entries and very interesting. ^__^ oh… and thanks for the recent comment :)

    well, a car is like a home… so whatever you can do at home you can do it inside the car. but really, I wouldn’t be caught picking my nose. haha. well maybe I will if the tint is dark, enough of not exposing myself publicly doing private habits? :D

  3. sunnie meyer on April 5th, 2008 8:57 pm

    Once in the car on the way home from school in traffic, I saw a guy picking his nose fiercely. The kids and I cracked up and reached a box of kleenex to him at the next red light. He thought it funny too. I no longer look at people in traffic.

  4. Larry Johanson on May 16th, 2010 1:07 am

    Ouch! a Golf ball hitting a car? That will def. leave a dent. And gross at the pimple popping lady.

  5. Jason Screeb on May 17th, 2010 8:50 pm

    Tell me about it!

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